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The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance
So Dun Lose Me ... ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega
"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->
201 chars (2 sms)
FuNnY fAcT ...
ThE pEoPlE
WhO wAnT qUiEt
ArE aLwAyZ
ThE lOuDeSt
GeTtInG
eVeRyOnE eLsE tO
sHuT uP ...
IsN''t It ... ;->
146 chars (1 sms)
Child:Chacha Jan Plz Close Ur Eyz
Chacha(Surprised):Y?
Whts New?
Child:Mom Sayz,When Ur Chacha
Will Close Their Eyes
We"Ll Find Allot Of Wealth
153 chars (1 sms)
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Sorry Yar Tmhre
Hise Ka Roza Mai
B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|
128 chars (1 sms)
1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa
ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi
TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE
ChAi ChAlI Gi Ya ThAnDa ?
PaThAn: Is MaI TaKlEf Ki
KiA BaT HaI, ChAi BuNnE
TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->
202 chars (2 sms)
BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK
PaRtHe RaHe ThE?
BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn
11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,
BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe
MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA
K LiGhT JaNe Ka
PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->
215 chars (2 sms)
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
252 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?
Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K
Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
135 chars (1 sms)
Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?
G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!
"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"
"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"
145 chars (1 sms)
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
217 chars (2 sms)
Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?
American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain
Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,
Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,
Hum Log To Choron Ko
PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!
298 chars (2 sms)
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI
MuJh Se KaRo Ga?
BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA
ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
143 chars (1 sms)
Son:Papa Mujhe Sher Sunain
Papa:Rasme Ulfat Hai Ijazat Nahi Deti Wrna
Bholen Ge Tumhe U K Sada Yad Kroge
Sön:Ye Shair To Nahi Tha
Papa:Q?
Son:Isme To
''Faraz''
Ka Naam Nahi Aya.
185 chars (2 sms)
Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy
Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy
2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n
Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)