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teacher:bacho wada karo kabhi sharab,cigerate nhi peo gay?
bachay:nhi peean gay..
teacher:lerkion ka peecha nhi karo gay aur na hi unhain chero gay?
bachay:nhi karain gay...
teacher:is watan k liye apni zindagi qurban karo gay???
bachay:ker dain gay aise zindagi ka aur kerna b kia hay....
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bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
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What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..
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Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay
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Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?
Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
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Duniya Main Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun?
DHOBI-
Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar ja kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo Kapray nikal kar rakhe main abhi aa kar le le leta hon
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Boy: Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tara Hain Jitna Pio DIl Nahi Bharta
Girl: Larke Wisky Ki Tara Hain Jab Chahrnay Lagte hain tu khatam ho jate hain
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What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!
Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"
Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"
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Degrees Of Girl!!
B.A= Beautiful Angel,
B.E= Beautiful Eyes
B.sc= Beautiful Structure
B.L= Beautiful Lips,
MBA= Marriad But Available.
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How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
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Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
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Aati thi . . . Jaati thi
Hasti thi . . . Hasati thi
Dekhti thi . . . Muskurati thi
Bhagti thi . . . Bhagati thi
Ab pata chala… sali bevakuf banati thi
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Sitaroon se aagy jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi muhabat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalaty mere dil ko,
University mein ladkiyaan aur bhi hein
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Khuda bachaye hume in haseeno se…
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Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.
158 chars (1 sms)