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Master bachon ko english parhatay huay:"dekho bacho! yeh ''M'' ha. ''M'' se mother banta ha,jaise sheeday ki maan." aglay din master ne ek bachay se ''W'' ke bare mein pocha ke batao yeh kia ha? Bachay nai jawab dia: "Sir ha to yaih sheeday ki maan magar is ka sur nechay aor tangain oper hain."
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Mujay pata hay is waqt tum ne apna nikala huwa hay
hath men b pakra huwa hay
us ko daba b rahay ho
tumen sharam nahi ati
Andar dalo apna MOBILE
156 chars (1 sms)
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
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wife was about to give birth to a baby.
husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.
wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
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Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
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Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
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Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
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A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!
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Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Mood theek ho,
Time ho pass,
Sab kam chor k,
Thora ehsas ho to,
Dil mane to,
to
to
aik
(SMILE PLZ)
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Lab-pe-aati hai duaa ban k tamanna meri,Zindagi ek LOVER ki sorat ho Khudaya meri,IMPRESS muj se her ek larki ho jai,Meri ek nazar pe dil apna wo de jai,Ho meri JEANS se mere badan ki zeenat,Jis tarhan MAKEUP se hoti hai HUSAN ki zenat,Ho mera kum scho0l,College k bahir FLURT krna,Her haseen larki ki MAA se b mohabat krna,Mere ALLAH parrhaayi se bachana muj ko,ISHQ ki jo raah ho ussi raah par CHALANA mujh ko.
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I wish u lov,i wish u joy,May u hav a baby boy.Wen his hair begin to curl,May u hav a baby girl,Wen she begin to wear pins,May ALLAH giv u twins.Wen they reach d age of four,May u hav many more..U DONT WORK ON ANY SCHEME..May u hav a Cricket Team...AMEEN
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Smndr me pani
Pani me fish
wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Ja tujhe bye-bye
TERI GRL FRD KO KISS!ab b kaho
WAH
WAH
WAH!!!
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1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.
2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.
3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.
255 chars (2 sms)
Janay kia huga es mulk ka ?
Parhay likhay honay k bawajooj
Log anguthay ka estimal kertay hain
Ab es SMS perhnay walay ko hi dekh lo..
"Paindoo Kaheen k"
166 chars (2 sms)
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai
Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu
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