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PAISA
PYAR
DOST
Sab atay hain jatay hain
PAR
Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay
Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...
155 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
142 chars (1 sms)
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
142 chars (1 sms)
Neend jab b mujhe aaghosh may leti hei
Aapka chehra nigahon may bus jata hei
Ek dum se meri aankh khul jati hei
Dil se yahi awaz ati hei
AMMI BHAOOOOOOOOOO
180 chars (2 sms)
WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????
ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”
173 chars (2 sms)
Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....
117 chars (1 sms)
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
189 chars (2 sms)
Jab kabi b
aapki larai
10 logon se ho to
ghabrna mat
bus mujhe bula lena
b coz
ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->
196 chars (2 sms)
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma''m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!
188 chars (2 sms)
son was filling application form.
There was a question about mother tongue.
Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?
Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.
146 chars (1 sms)
Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..
169 chars (2 sms)
Ek Larka,Ek Larki AHA Aadhi raat ko AHA Jungle mei OHO Jhari k Peeche AHA Sab se chup k OHO Daba daba k AHA Chus Chus k OHO Aam Kha rahe thay Ahahaha
149 chars (1 sms)
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"
2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"
1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.
2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
308 chars (2 sms)
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMING SOON!
jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
171 chars (2 sms)
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..
Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..
tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..
tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..
itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
490 chars (4 sms)