Animal; 711 Jokes

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS
animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya

SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?

SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris bandar Mila.
Wo Ussay Police Station le gaya Inspector ne kaha Issay Zoo le jao
Agly roz Inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar
k saath Bus Stop per deekha.
Inspector:
Issy Zoo nahi le kar gy?
Pathan:
Kal gaye thy khob ghoome Bara Maza aya
aaj Minar-e-Pakistan ja rahy hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. 

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. 

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik Chunti or haathi ki

Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui, Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai, Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Please tell my Future

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future

Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?

Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
ants nd elephant

Ants were bathing & an elephant jumpd into pool!

Ants got flushed out of water. One ant climbed on the back of elephant.

All other ants cried out,

"duba duba k maar salay ko"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Rowing ur boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
cheezon ka BOhran

Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain.
Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai,
Is Liye Band Hai
Nmak Baray Shoq Se,
Cheeni Aglay Chock Se

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
aisa bhi ni hai

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
1 Aurat AADHI

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
r Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
police wale ka beta

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi

Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha

Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aisa Kya Karin K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye


Sardar Vs Pathan: Aisa Kya Karin K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Totay ?


Sardar: Jootay Sa Mar Laitay Hain Thek Hai Na ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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