Aik Chunti or haathi ki
Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui, Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai, Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1130 views
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Thief Replied
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Uski doli jo uthi,
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Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
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Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
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SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...
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Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...
ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....
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Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...
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Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...
PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...
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Jag suna suna lage...
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