police wale ka beta

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 951 views
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chilka nzar nhi aya jo

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DR: Ap ko kele ka chilka nzar nhi aya jo ap phisal gae?

SARDAR: Me to peair rakh k dekh rha tha k chilke me kela to nahi hai !

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jab light out of control ho

Jab light ho out of control
Taar ko TU kar ke goal
Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal
AaaaLL IS WELL
K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???
Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga
Tar utha Kunda laga
Kunda laga k bol bhayya
AAaAaAL IZZ WELL......

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mujh se panga na le

First Boy:

Mujh se panga na le, main sher da puttar h0on…!

Second Boy:

Yaar,ek baat to bata, Sher ghar aaya tha,ya anti jungle gayi thi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola
Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?
Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao
Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
kitna pyar karate ho?

Grl: I love you
Boy: I love you to
Grl: kitna pyar karate ho?
Boy: Jitna tum karti ho
Grl: kamine Iska matalab tu b time paas kr rha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Faqeer: Begam Sahiba

Faqeer: Begam Sahiba aap k paas bhhokay k lye khana hai?

Begam Sahiba: Haan hai lekin bhooka abhi daftar se wapis nahi aya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay
nhi hona chahiey.

Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho jaye gi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book.

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya
Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?


Biwi:
Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
she was my wife.

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off. “Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says. “Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has
a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and
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Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my
surgery”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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