After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 485 views

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne

Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho,
PHLWAN-kamse kam 10
Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah
pure mohlle ko utha deta h

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Synehri batian

Sunehri Baatein
Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn
2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
Nahi Hiltey ...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek 10 saal ka kid bade dhyan se

Ek 10 saal ka kid bade dhyan se ek Hindi book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.

Funny Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta hun ke mera paalan poshan theek tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

beaver

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to
go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma
was about to take a shower. He looks at her
crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well,
it's a beaver, Johnny.”
The next day the same thing happens, only his
mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know
what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's
is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Arbi

Larka:ya habibi wil you bi my jalebi?
Larki:habibi haya haya
Aj se tu mera bhaiya

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)