A man was in court and the Judge asked him “For the record, state to the court
your birth date". "June 20th" replied the man."Which year" asked the judge.
"Every year" replied the man.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1223 views

Mein ne M.A kiya hai

Pehla pagal: Tum ne kahan tak parha hai?
Doosra pagal: Mein ne M.A kiya hai, ab soch raha hoon Matric kar loon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar

Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar ko daante hoye.

Wazir: Tumjhe jis kaam ke lye behja jata hai, teen ghante se pehle wapis nahi ate, Tumhara masla kya hai?

Nokar: Sir, Main to aap ke hukam ka gulam hoon, aap he ne farmaya tha, ke Bijli ki tarha kam kya karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Doctor ne pathan ko samjhaya k agar wo roz 3 km chalay to 1 saal mein 50 kg wazan kam ho jayega.

1 saal baad pathan ne doctor ko call ki: wazan to kam ho gayi magar 1 problm ho gayee.

Dr: wat problm.

Pathan: khocha ham apna ghar se 1100km door pohanch gya h

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

The Netherlands flag

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend
and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in
the Netherlands flag.

"Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when
we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue
after we pay them."
"That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see
stars, too."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen

Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)