PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai

Friend: wo kase?

PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,

Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 858 views
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