Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha


Dost:
Wo kaisay ?


Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 896 views
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