1 glass juice

Santa
Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai
Peny Ke Bad
1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai
Juice Wala
Larai Kb Hogi?
Santa:Jab To Paise Mange ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 908 views
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