Search Results for 'call'
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
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Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
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Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
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Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na
karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana
hai..
149 chars (1 sms)
"Perfect Friendship is not in Phone Calls & in Messages.
Its the Silent Smile in your Heart when you think of your Friend."
126 chars (1 sms)
Yar ek numbr hy, is pe call kr k pta kro k ye kon hy? Kuch kahe to 2, 4 suna b dena. Sala apne ap ko police wala kehta hy.
Numbr ye hai " 15 "
144 chars (1 sms)
Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.
158 chars (1 sms)
Difference between LOVE &
FRIENDSHIP-
Balance nahi he fir b
kuch b karke baat krna is LOVE..
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.Balance
hone k baad b miss call hi karna is
FRIENDS.
158 chars (1 sms)
Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
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Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”
152 chars (1 sms)
Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!
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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :
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... ... When u call ur frnd on his mobile nd say,
"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"
And the ans is :
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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!"
178 chars (2 sms)
'There are 8 doors of Jannat:
1. Jannat-ul-mava
2. Dar-ul-maqaam
3. Dar-ul-salaam
4. Dar-ul-khuld
5. Jannat-ul-adaan
6. Jannat-ul-naim
7. Jannat-ul-kasif
8. Jannat-ul-firdaus
Insha-Allah, on the day of Qayamat may your name be called from all the doors...Ameen!'
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Bas Yahi Baat Dil TORNAy K Liye Kafi Hay
"Faraz"
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The Number u Have Dialed Is Busy On Another Call...!
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English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
388 chars (3 sms)
Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....
78 chars (1 sms)
We All Have 0ur Time
Machines.
Some Take Us Back,
They`re Called
"MEMORIES"
Some Take Us Forward,
They`re Called
"DREAMS" ... :)
g ()_0 d
/\/ ! t 3 ...
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LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying good night to u
109 chars (1 sms)