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(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
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Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
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2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
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Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?
Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho''n ko koota jata hy... ;)
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Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
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2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam
1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?
2nd: Maths ka
1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?
2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->
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Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya
teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?
Wo bola:
"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
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Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
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Tickt chkr; "bachy ka tckt half nai pora hoga,
iske umer 12 se zeada hai"
fadr angrly; "iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal tou mere shadi ko hue hain"
t.C; "me yahan ticket chk krne aya hun,
gunahon ka aeteraf sunne nai..." =P ;->
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...NaYa FunDa...
ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P
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Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
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Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
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2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
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Tip Of The Day:
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)
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After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
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