Search Results for 'call'
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai
Dost: Kyun khan sahab?
Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
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Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
4.Date Pr Hn
5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
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A Pathan called FM radio & said:
"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.
DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->
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ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...
Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->
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Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
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Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...
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Receive Kar Lena,
Ho Sakta Hai,
Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
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Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,
Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
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Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan
Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.
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GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
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HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .
LeKiN..
UnKe iS jAwAb nE ShArMindA kAr diA
"Aur SunAo"..?? =P ;->
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Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?
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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D
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A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...
So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....
Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!
listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
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Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
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YoUr baLaNcE iS iNsUfficIeNt For MakiNg thIs caLL ''''FaRaZ''''...
PLz RecHargE uR AccouNt aNd trY AgAiN LaTeR . . ;->
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Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
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