Food and Drink; 252 Jokes

Khana kon mangvaye ga

Do memon hotel mein aik dusre ko mile...
4 din baad dono mar gaye...!
Wajah kya thi...?
Woh 4 din aik dusre ko dekhte rahe.. Ke khana kon
mangwaye ga...?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa cigarette pe rha tha

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite
ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI
Se baat krti ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa goes to Chinese restaurant

santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his
finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner
of restaurant.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Very tasty

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha
kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi
achhi banti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Basp: shrab cigarette

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari
Jaan k Dushman Hain..
.
.
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey
Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chae to bna do

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana
doonga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Samoso or pakodon

Waiter-Apne samose aur pakodon ko andar se kha
liya, lekin bahar ka saara chhod diya! Aisa kyon?
Customer-Kyonki doctor ne kaha hai, bahar ka
khaana mat khao..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Khana bna rhi thi

Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar
hai'?
Santa : namak nahi hai.
Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?
Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 kg pakora

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai,
kuch surf saboon to dal deta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Biscuit ka packet

Santa: Biscuit ka packet kharid kar do barabar-
barabar tor raha tha
puchha kyon
Santa: Pretto ne bola tha 50- 50 Biscuit lane hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Masaledaar dinner

American ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya,Agli
subah toilet se nikalte hi bola,Ab samjha Indians Q
paani se dhote Hai,Tissue paper to aag pakad
lega....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dudh k sath 2 roti

Santa: Dudh ke saath do roti kha raha tha
guess why?
kyonki Doctor ne kaha tha halka khana lena hai
jaise Dudh, Double Roti

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Poti test

preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti
nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein
poti chali gayi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

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