Chawal kha rha tha
Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1112 views
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