1 kg pakora

Santa: 1 Kg Pakora dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm karke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho ke de raha hai,
kuch surf saboon to dal deta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 805 views
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