Food and Drink; 252 Jokes

Ek coffee laana

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Car chalaataa huaa Santa

Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
paani

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Do U drink?

Do U drink?" Girl's father inquired of his prospective Son-in-Law.

Son in law: 1st tell me whether it is a question or an invitation...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha

Santa chhilke k sath Kela kha raha tha.

Banta: chhilka to utar de...

Santa: kya jarurat hai, mujhe pata hai ki andar KELA hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Drink Carrot Juice

Santa: My Doctor Told Me To Drink Carrot Juice After A Hot Bath 2 Cure My Cold.

Banta: Does It Work ?

Santa: I Don’t Know, I Can Never Finish Drinking d Hot Bath...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharabi Ke Gaane

1 sharabi let kr gaane ga raha tha.. 2-3 gaane ga kar wo ulta let kar gaane laga..

Dusra sharabi ne pucha: Yaar ulta let kar gaane kyun gaane laga..

Sharabi: Pehle A side thi ab B side hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SHARAB MAT PEENA

AADMI APNE BETE SE-BETA KABHI SHARAB MAT PEENA,, WARNA YE JO 2 AADMI JA RAHE HAI NA WO 4 DIKHENGE....

BETA-MGR PAPA,WO TO 1 AADMI HI HAI....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hotel Ka Khana

Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?

Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Its Fast Food

Sardar To An Pathan:
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped From
A 90 Feet Building, Which Will Reach Da Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza, Bcoz It’s Fast Food!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
What Other Colours Do You Have?

Waiter:
Would You Like Your Coffee Black

Sardar:
What Other Colours Do You Have?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Colours of a Coffee

Waiter:
Would You Like Your Coffee Black

Sardar:
What Other Colours Do You Have?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits
In The Sunlight And Then Eating Them

Some 1 Asked What R U Doing?

Sardar: I Am Weak
The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa : Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :
Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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