Marriage; 901 Jokes

Santa: Why didn't you marry

Santa: Why didn't you marry?

Banta: I was searching for an
ideal match.

Santa: So, you didn't find an ideal girl?

Banta: I found one.

Santa: Then?

Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Blonde Wife

Blonde Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
English Wife

English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Honey

Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?

Husband: No dear.

Wife: I'm sure you would.

Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.

Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?

Husband: Ya, I guess so.

Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.

Husband: No, she is taller than you.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband: Honey, I invited a friend

Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can't cook meal.

Funny Husband: I know all that.

Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?

Funny Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa picked up his wife

Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home.

It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper.

"I~m busy," he said. "I promise I~ll do the next one."

The next time soon came around, so Jeeto asked him again.

Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently, "I didn~t mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
husband: tum se shadi kar k

husband:
tum se shadi kar k mujhey ek faida to hua...
wife:

khush ho kar boli kunsa faida?
husband:

muj mere gunahoon ki saza dunya mein hi mil ghi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr

Shadi ki 20ven Anvrsry pr husbnd gehri soch me thaWife: Kia soch rhe ho?

Husb: Kia tmhn yad hy k kb tmhre bap ne hme date pr pkra tha 0r gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to mri beti sey shadi kro ya 20 sal k liye Jail jao Wife smiles: Yes

Husb: agr men sahi faisla krta to Aj Azad ho jata.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati: Khhana taiyar hai?

Pati: Khhana taiyar hai?

Patni: Thodi der aur

Pati: Thik hai mei bahar kha leta hu.

Patni: 5 minute ruko .

Pati: 5 minute mei taiyar ho jayega.
Patni: Nahi mei taiyar ho jatihu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kiss karne ka style

Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho

jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?

WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se

acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik hi Hoga

Dctor: Aap ka or Aap ki Begam ka Blood Group aik hi hai

Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pi Rahi hai

Aik hi hoga.....:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi nahi kar sakta

Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut

Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..

Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho

Pati: Kaha Ja Rahi Ho

Patni: Aatmhatiya Karne

Pati: To Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hai???

Patni: Kal Subha Paper Mein Photo Nahi Ayega Kya Aap Bhi Samajte Nahi Na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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