English Wife
English Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 992 views
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Lady :- kya tumhare dad ko malum hai, ki tum smoking karte ho.??
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Boy (dhua udate huye) : kya tumhare husband ko malum hai , ki tum abhi kisi gair "MARD" se bat kar rahi ho.????
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Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
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Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhbt Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain
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Pessenger: Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
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1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
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MATHS Teacher To Our Brilliant Sardar
How Can U Distribute 8 Apples
Among 6 People Equally?
Sardar:
Juice Bana K De Do Na Madam
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Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyn
Boy: bheek mangne
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Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein,
ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein
kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus,
kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
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