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Phans gai larki

Pathan: Larki phansani aati hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara aasan hai, ek kagaz le, us ka Jahaz bana, class main urra de,
Teacher puche to Larki ka naam laga de.

Phans gai larki

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.

Pathan: Kal subha mere abba KUNWAIN main gir gaye or zor zor se chillany lagy Bachao Bachao.

2nd Pathan: Ab kese hain?

1st: Theak he hongy, Kal sham se koi aawaz to nahi aai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
MOBILE pe

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
tum zaror ana

Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Main larke walo ki taraf se hon.

1 Pathan ki khoob pitai hui.
Woh roza khushai me mufta torta hua
pakra gaya or us per bola.
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G, woh, Main larke walo ki taraf se hon.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Charger To Mere Pass Hai.

Ek Chor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga.
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger To Mere Pass Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Rs.50 mila

Pathan: Aye Khuda tu mujhe Rs.100 dega to hum tumhari raah main Rs.50 dega.

Rastay main usay Rs.50 mila to Pathan bola: Ya Khudaya itna bhi bhrosa nahi kya pehle he kaat liya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 jaga bomb

1 jaga bomb blast k baad 1 aadmi chilla raha tha
Oh God: mera hath urh gaya!
Pathan: Hosla karo, mat roo, daikho us aadmi ka sar urh gaya hai, wo b to chup hai!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
NAZAR AAO.

Pathan: mai tmry liya sub kuch chor dunga

Girl: Ammi abu
Pathan: yes

Girl: frndz
Pathan: yes

Grl: Naswar?
Pathan: BAJI CHALTI PHIRTI NAZAR AAO.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
5000 sall

aj wo azeem din hai jab aj se

5000 sal

pehly
aik aisi
medcine
ejad hui
thi jis ki
waja
se
aaj
puri
dunya
k pathan
zinda hain

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
kya us din

Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Abi ammi nai aany

Pathan: I'll climb tallest mount swim d deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot. Just 4 u.
Girl: So Sweet! Can u come 2 meet me?
Pathan: Not now! Abi ammi nai aany dengi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
purchase a Cycle

Bank manager ask the pathan in interview

Manager" what is Cyclone?

Pathan: It is the loan given by the bank to purchase a Cycle.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Mobile pe snake wala.

Pathan DR apne kaha tha k subha uth k

koi game kehlne se sehat achi rhti hai

Pr mughe koi farq nhi para.

Doctor:Konsa game khelte the???

Pathan:Mobile pe snake wala...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Tum log bhi na

1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




Why?



Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
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