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Santa asks Banta hOw was yur

Santa asks Banta hOw was yur exam?

Banta: It was Ok-but i cOuld nOt ans. past tense Of THINK-I thOught, thuOght & finally wrOte THUNK-!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ek Bache Se

Santa Ek Bache Se: Beta 1 Accha Sa Jhoot Bolo

Agar Mujhe Pasand Aaya 2 Mai Tumhe 5 Rs Dunga.

Bacha : Ye Lo kar Lo baat, Abhi 10 Rs Kahe The.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bar Santa USA Gaya

1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank

Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi

Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Amrud bech rha tha

Santa Amrud bech rha tha

Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?

Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bar Santa USA Gaya

1 Bar Santa USA Gaya
Waha Church me Gaya to Achank Waha aawaz i TANN
Ittefaq se Lyt b Chali Gayi
Santa Dar kar Bola
Oye Bhago Undertaker aa gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Amrud bech rha tha

Santa Amrud bech rha tha
Banta- Agar amrud me kida nikla to?
Santa-To saaf baat hai...
Phale Hi Bol dete hai
hum kide ke alag Paise Lenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne ekk admi ke thappad

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..

admi- meri kya galti thi??

santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge............

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga

santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

banta- mai khol du,

santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When you buy a note

SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”

BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When you buy a note

SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”

BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ne ekk admi ke thappad

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..

admi- meri kya galti thi??

santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:
6 month k baby ka brthday kese?

Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte h

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to receptionist of hotel

Santa (to receptionist of hotel): Can U give me a room & a bath? Receptionist: I can give U a room, but U will have 2 have a bath yourself.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-GOD 1 kudi chahiye

Santa-GOD 1 kudi chahiye
God-Tu Muslim h to
KATRINA KAIF
dunga
Banya h to
YANA GUPTA
Pnjabi h to
KAREENA KAPUR
Bol tera nam kya h
Santa
MOHD SANTA SINGH AGGRWAL

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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