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santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka baap UK se aya,usne pucha teri ma kaha ha santa bola wo to mar gai bap bola saale tune mujhe bataya kyu ni santa:
Maine socha surprise dunga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.
Wo Ghusse Se Darwaze Pr Gaya Aur Bola:
"Kon Gadhe Ka Bacha Hai?
Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:..
Papa Mai Hu. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka bacha-Teri MAA itni moti he k sab usko TRUCK kehte he
Banta ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nai he isliye sab log use cycle cycle kehte he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Haircutting k kitne lete ho?
Banta Barber:- Rs 30
Santa:- Shaving ke?
Banta:- Rs10
Santa:- Shave My Head
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still sitting? Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for highlights
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe santa se- Kaun sa station hai?Santa bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Y r you studying blood related books?
Santa Singh: darling, doctor told me that tomorrow there is a blood test for me.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Santa -Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Me Le Gya
Aur Bola- Ye Pehli Sadak He
Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers He
Aainda Hm Is Sadak pe Nai Aayega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa goes 2 a Library & asks 4 book 'Psycho - The Rapist'
The Librarian searches 4 a while cums back slaps & says"
Idiot,the book is called Psychotherapist..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ki 10 betiya thi phir ja
kar uske ghar ek beta hua.
Santa ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
MUSHKIL SINGH. !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)