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Santa zoo ka watchman tha. Zoo officer – Tumne sher ka pinjra
lock nahi kiya? Santa : Ki lod hai,
ennu kanjar nu kinne chori karna..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin
phone without receiver!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa aur Banta train ke peeche bhag rahe the.
Santa chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha “WEL DONE”
Santa – Khaak well done, jana to usey tha, mein to usey chhodne aaya tha!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to Banta : Yeh bacha tumhara kya lagta hai?
Banta : yeh mera door ka bhai hai,
Santa : Door ka mein samjha nahin,
Banta : Ess k aur mere beech 8 behan bhai aur hai !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa driving on the wrong side of road.. & Said…
O===SHIT===
Aaj phir late ho gaya.
Saare log wapis ja rahe hai…:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Singh professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know Why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kaun banega crorepati ?? BIG B:sote waqt apki biwi kaisi dikhti hai ?? A-hot B-sexy C-cute D-sad. . . . . . SANTA- i want to phone a friend
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)