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Liquid Turns Solid on Heating

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Watches Less T.V -

While visiting Santa's house,

Banta noticed that he had replaced his usual TV with a Smaller Model.

Thinking that perhaps the Larger set has Broken Down.

Banta Asked why the Small one was There.

Santa: Oh, I have Decided to Watch less T.V. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Lost His Dog

Santa: I lost my dog.

Banta: Put an advertisement in newspaper.

Santa: Don't be silly.
My dog can't read newspaper.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa fell down

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Good And Bad News

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.

Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.

Banta: Aur Bad News?

Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I'm taking Revenge

Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?

Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?

Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
After Eating Fish

After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water

Why? Because

He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lost Cheque Book

Santa Lost His Cheque Book:

Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,

Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Stealing A Purse

Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What About The

Remaining 900..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police kyu Pakda?

Santa ko police kyu Pakda??

Guess Why?
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Q K santa ne
Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife was Teaching

*Wife was teaching Grammar*

Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?

Santa : Past tense!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa apni biwi

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
How did Santa

How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mein bhi yehi

Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

Banta Singh: Arrey, Mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa waiting at

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.

When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)