Santa Lost His Cheque Book:

Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,

Santa: Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 999 views

Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,

Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,
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Thakur: Le le..
mere hath lele..
basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bomb rakh de

Teachar:agr koi school me bomb rakh de to kia karo ge?
Student:1 2 ghante dekhun ga agr koi le gia to the hai warna staff room me rakh dun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

“Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

Writer of a new stage drama invited Bernard Shaw on the premier.

Bernard Shaw kept sleeping during the entire play. When the play finished, the writer woke him up and said, “I wanted to take your opinion about the play, but you spent the entire time sleeping”

Bernard Shaw replied: “Dear friend, sleeping is itself an opinion”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.

Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara...

by ashfaq (few years ago!)

Aunty Funny SMS

Aunty:” Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho..
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Beta:” Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha..:p =D =)) ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)