Girls ek dosre ko gift

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai...
perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.
Aur boys.?
.
.
Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 802 views
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