Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur,
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Thakur: Le le..
mere hath lele..
basanti ke bhi le le,.
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Jay aur viru ke bhi lele
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Ramu kaka ke bhi le le
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Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.!
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Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1249 views

I sent them 2 her Dad….

Boy: My grlfrnd broke up wid me & snt me pics wid her new boyfrnd..

Frnd: Awwww dats Bad.,wht did u do dn?

Boy: I sent them 2 her Dad….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Christmas Gift For Mom

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a Emily, young lady aged about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now, we all know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, 'What do you want for Christmas?'

'Something for my mother, please,' replied Emily sweetly.

'Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and thoughtful of you,' smiled Santa. 'What do would you like me to bring her?'

Without turning a hair Emily answered quickly, 'A son-in-law.'

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?

Professor:
What is
“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?

Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…

Prof:
ye kya tha…?

Studnt:-
pehly ap batain wo kya tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

"True FacT"

"True FacT"

Duniya Ke Best
"MAA"
To Har
BETAY Ke Pass Hoti Hai.

Lekin

Duniya Ke Best
'BIWI'
Pata Nahi

PAROSI Ke Pass Hi Q Hoti Hai...!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Chaman told his friend

Chaman told his friend, “Yaar ek ladki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai"

Naman: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)