"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 873 views

Sardar ki mout

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hui
par uski laash muskuratay hue mili
baghwan ne pucha aisa kyun?
toh sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya
ae”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait

To Be Consistent With The Popular Trait, N.W.F.P
(No Women For Pathan)
Has Been Re-Named
Khyber Pakhtunkhua – K.P.K
(Khan Pay Khan)
An Admirable Decision ;D

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

School bus mein driver

School bus mein driver k peeche
baitha baccha khud se baatein kar raha tha.!

"Agar meri maa hathni aur baap hathi hota
to mai ek chota hathi hota...
hahaha.."

"Agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to
mai 1 chira hota...
hahaha."

"Agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to
mai chota sher hota...
Hahaha."

Driver ko ghussa aa gaya
aur bola:-
"agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kya hota??"
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Baccha:- phir mai bus driver hota..! :D :P :O

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Tamam Students ko khabar-dar kia jata hai
Ke wo ghar ke sab
.
Chappal
Wiper
Jharu
Belts
Wires
Bat
&
Pipes
.
Chupa lain
.
Kionky result any mai sirf 2 din rah gaye

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Football Male Hai Ya Female?

Teachar Class Mein Bachon Ko Padhate Hue Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Batao Bachon
Football Male Hai Ya Female?”

Sonu: “Mam, Male”
Chinki: “Mam, Galat Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”

Chinki: “Mam, Jiske Pichhe 22-22 Jawan Langot Pehan Kar Dhodte Ho Wo Male Kaise Ho Sakta Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)