pathan vs frog
frog:pathan ka dimag nai hota....
pathan: hota hy.
frog:nai hota ,nai hota , nai hota (and jumped in water)
pathan: lo batao iss ma khudkushi karny ki kon si baat thi..????
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 1057 views
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