Santa- muje zehar dena

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya chhoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!)
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Teacher: urdu mein translate karo,
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Student:

“jani !!! Bacchi to dakh …
Qayamat hy qayamat….

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janu is week daily movie dhekhenge

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
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Pathan student

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by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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