Marriage; 901 Jokes

Apki Love Marriage hui thi na.

Beta - "Apki Love Marriage hui thi na."
Papa - "ha par tumhe kaise pata."
Beta - "Apki Shadi aur meri Date of Birth me sirf 4 mahine ka Farq hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE

PARROT TOOK HIS PREGNANT WIFE TO HOSPITAL 4 DELIVERY. AFTER AN HOUR DOCTOR COMES OUT.
PARROT ASKS, "KYA HUA?"

DOC : "KYA HOGA, POPAT HOGA"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sardar

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Raat ko Santa P K lauta

Raat ko Santa P K lauta; Biwi ki daant se bchne k liye bdi si Kitab lekr pdhne lga
Biwi-P K aye ho?
Santa-Nahi To!
Biwi-Phir Suitcase khol kr kya bak2 kr rhe ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you

Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My wife is mad at me again.

Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My wife is mad at me again.

Monty: My wife is mad at me again.

Bartender: Why is that?

Monty: When I opened the front door this morning, her mother was on the step with her suitcases. She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"

I said, "NO PROBLEM!" and shut the door.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
main to usss se shadi

1st girl, main to usss se shadi karon gi jo handsome ho oor tum? 2nd girl, main to uss say shadi karon gi jis k han UPS laga ho . :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mai Kisi Or Se shadi

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu Muje Bhul Jao BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi Na tere jane ka Gum Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatm -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi k turant baad

Shaadi k turant baad pati k phone me Bibi ka naam:
My Life
mahine baad: My Wife
saal baad: Home
10 saal baad: Hitler
15 saal baad: WRONG NUMBE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi husband se

Biwi, husband se- Tumhe mere rishtedaar pasand nahi!Husband: Kya baat kar rahe ho! Mujhe apni saas se achhi tumhaari saas lagti hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I wish i was ur book so that

WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.

HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Feron k waqt

Feron k waqt Pandit n mehmano s puchha: Kisi ko iss shaadi pe aitraaz to nahi?
1 shaks: Mujhe hai !
Pandit: Tum chup raho, Tum dulhe ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwiya apne pati

Biwiya apne pati ko"A.G" Q kehti hai?Q k biwiya izzatdar hoti hai,bahar bazar me"ABE GADHE"Nahi bol sakti isiliye short me AG bolti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SunoG Kaam krte waqt

Wife:sunoG Kaam krte waqt mere ko baho me mat lia karo
Tabi Kamwali boli:

Madam achhi Tarah se samjha do,mai to bol-bol ke thak gai..


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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