Search Results for 'Pathan'

1st frend

1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: 2 mein sai 2

Teacher: 2 mein sai 2 minus karo kya bachai gaa

pathan ka beta : mujhe ye sawal samaj nhi aaya

teacher: agar tumhare pass 2 rotia hai aur tum 2 kha gai to kya bache gaa

pathan ka beta: salan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz

Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.

Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.

Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai

Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai

Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police team drwaze pr aai,

Police team drwaze pr aai,

Pathan BV se:bandooq or kartoos kahan hen?

Police team bhagi, peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai, ye mere bachon k naam hen...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan To His CHICKENS

Pathan To His CHICKENS:
"Agar Tum Sub Ne Kal 5, 5 Anday Nahi Diye Tou Tum Sub Ka ZULFIKAR MIRZA Se Wo Haal Karwaun Ga Jo Abhi MQM Ka Ho Raha Hai!!"

Next Day, He Sees That All Of The Chickens Have Given 5, 5 Eggs But 1 Chicken Has Just Given 1 Egg. He Goes To The Chicken And Asks 'Why?'. The Chicken Replies:

"KHAN SAHIB, Yeh Aik Anda Bhi MIRZA BHAI Ke Darr Se Diya Hai! Warna Main Tou Murgha Hun"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi ne pathan se phocha

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain
Pathan: 3
Molvi: shabash kon kon se?
Pathan:
Shampo!
Sabun!
Or
Tolya!…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi

Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab:
Sana ati hai?
Pathan:
sharmate hue
G Nahi Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi....use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le...;-)

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
joke

Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.

2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!)
Tumhare Mobile Mein Problem Lagti Hai

Ek Pathan Ko Khali Message Aaya, Pathan Ne Usi Mobile Number Par Call Kar Ke Kaha,

Pathan: “Oye Yaara! Tumko Malum Hai? Tumhare Mobile Ki Siyahi Khatam Ho Gayi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!


Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Ko Road Pe

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola


"Khair Mubarak" ;P : )

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Pathan Thought Lol Meant

Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".
So One Day His Friend's Mother Died. He Sent Him The Following Text
''Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother, Plz Take Care LOL" :D

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Py Batha Jesy Hi Jahaz Ka Agla Tyre Oper Utha Tu Pathn Pilot Ko Marny Lga Or Bola Mai Pahly Hi Dara Howa Hon Or Tm One Wheeling Kr Rhy Ho

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan

Pathan Ki 2 Beveyan Lar Pari..Aik Boli K Aaj Sunday Hay.Or 2sari Boli Ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa K Bola




Hum Kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma Parh K Aya Hun?

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)
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