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Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?



Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Jootay se maar do

SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
,
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le…;-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
College Ki Ladki se Bola

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Humans r Soluble in water



A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Pathan Scientst Was Watching
& Concluded

“Humans r Soluble in water”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A pathan said to his friend:

A pathan said to his friend:

“mujhy smajh nahi aati k logmaheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?

Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha.

Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha.

Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?

 Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don gaGeo Khan

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai.

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai.

clerk: yahan sign karo

 aurat: kesay?

Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!

Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?

pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?.....

Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te HueEk Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni GirlfriendKi Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue KehRaha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon MeSari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera GadhaNazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Pathan:4

Girl:Nhi!Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na

Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega..

Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?

Dost:5

Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:tumare pas 2 rotiyan thitmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:salan...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Girl PATHAN se

Girl PATHAN se
Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?

Pathan:O humne tumko call kia thaus me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha

 Dost: Wo kaisay ?

Pathan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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