Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost: Wo kaisay ?
Pathan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.
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