sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha
Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi
sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 560 views
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