Arrest kiun kia gaya hai?

Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?
banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.
santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note
diyaa tha :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 865 views
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