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Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila

Kisi unknown number se Pathan ko sms mila:
"Agar tum zaheen ho to Rs.200 ka balance bhejo, aur agar hoshiyar ho to Rs.300 ka balance bhejo."
Pathan ne us number par Rs.500 ka balance bheja aur likha:
"Hum zaheen bhi hai aur hoshiyar bhi,ainda hum ko challenge na karna!"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Yaar abbu Ka Msg Aya Hai

Pathan to Frnd:
Yaar abbu Ka Msg Aya Hai K ghar aao
Kia karu?
Frnd: Message sending fail' likh k bhej de
Pathan ne aisa he kia,
Aur reply aya
"Ok" :

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib me

Wakeel: Tum ne Police Officer ki jaib me jalti hui matches kyun rkhi?
Pathan: Ye Hum ko bola "kaam krvana hai to pehle "JaiB" garam karo...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me

2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..
Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father
Ka Naam Different Q Likha?
Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm ne Naqal
ki hy hamary pas dimagh hy madam...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Mujhe to ankhain band karny

Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band
karny par bhi dikhai deta hai
Friend Heran ho kar Kya dikhai daita hai
.

Pathan

(-,-)

/ /ANDHERA:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Combined study.

Pathan sheshay k samnay beth ker study karta tha,
jis ke 3 wajah thein.
1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jaey.
2. Apnay ooper nazar rahay.
3. Combined study..:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Kal me Bathroom Gaya

Pathan: Kal me Bathroom Gaya
to Andar JIN tha
wife: Phir Kiya Howa?
Pathan: Hona Kia tha
me JIN se bola
"TUM KARLO" Hmara to wese
hi Nikal gaya hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 pathan hsptal aya to nurse n btaya

1 pathan hsptal aya to nurse n btaya
Mbarak ho
is waqt 2 baj rhe hen or ap 2 bcho k bap bn gaye hen.
Pthn: Khuda ka shukar he ke hm 12 baje yhan nai aya:-D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.
PATHAN:- O' Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai,
Police:- DSP Ka matlab jante ho
Pathan:- Dimag Se Pagal.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi to Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara.
Kyun?
Kyun ke,
Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha…
.
Bara Kafan Lene Per Bachay Ka Kafan FREE.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sub-editor

Pathan galti se news paper ka sub-editor ban gia. Usne aik khabar ki headline ye di:

“BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA…!”

Cheif editor: Yeh tum ne headline kia di hai?

Pathan: Sir mene khabar ko asan alfaz mein likha hai.

Cheif editor: Acha asal khabar kia thi?

Pathan: “MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA”!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ka school main 7th

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya

Pathan Ne A.C Lgwaya..

1 Shakhs Ne Pucha:

Apko To Sardi Bht Lgti Ha?

Pathan:
.
.
.

Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya Ha,Garam Hawa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
“Assalam-o-Alaikum”

Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: “Assalam-o-Alaikum”

I Love You.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?

2nd Pathan:

Hahahaha

Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere Main Tere Baap K0 Bhi Nazar Nahi Aye Ga…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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