Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 787 views

kids in hospitol

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying
on stretchers next to each other
outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to
get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing
to worry about. I had that done when
I was four. They put you to sleep, and
when you wake up they give you lots
of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are
you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good
luck, buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya

Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main
jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya...
Grl frnd.Kiya?

Boy Friend :(English Anti lice) shampoo..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Neak kaam

Sir: ap ne koi neak kam kia hai
Bacha :g han kia hai
Sir:kon sa
Bacha :aik din aik bazurg aisa se ghar ja rahe the me ne peche kutta lagaya wo jald ghar punch gae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

What is the name of your car ?

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits
2 Sardar Watching Match When Dhoni Hits A Boundary

1st- Dekho Dekho Goal Hua.

2nd- Abe Tu Sardar He Rahe Ga
Goal Is Me Nahi Cricket Mein Hota Hai. . .:-)=P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)