1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi
1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry Lagi
To Us Ne Masjid Banwai.
Dosra Bhikari:
Tu Ne Masjid Q Banwai?
Pehla Bhikhari:
Iske Saamne Ab Main Akaila Hi
Bheek Manga Krun Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views
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