Abba Swair Da Vibration Te Laga Hoyaa
A Sardar Fell Ill & Shivering With Cold Doctor Came N Asked Wat Happend?
His Son Said: Bimari Da Te Pata Nai Par Abba Swair Da Vibration Te Laga Hoyaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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