Pathan
Khan Sahab ne bacha aghwa kya or tawan k liye "10 lakh rupe kal subha pull k niche pohncha do" Ka sticker uske piche chipka kar wapis ghar bhej dia.
Dusre din pull k niche gaya 10 lakh mil gaye!
Sath sticker pe likha tha..
"Khuda ka Qasam paise ka gham nai!Gham is bat ka he k khan ne khan ko loota
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