Hatyar
Beta- yeh hathiyaar kya hota hai?papa-beta
hathiyaar woh hota hai,jisse hum ladte hain.beta-
isska matlab mummy hathiyaar hain..gud afnoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 895 views
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