Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon



Malik Nokar Sey:
Jab Main Tum Par Ghusa Karta Hoon,

To Tum Apna Ghusa Kis Pe Nikalte Ho?

Nokar: Toilet Saf Kar K,

Malik: Kaise Saf Karte Ho…?
Nokar:
Ap K Tooth Brush Se..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 840 views
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