Sardar vs bv
Bv:aj dunia ka ganda kam kar do
sardar ne bed pe peshab kar di
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maine darwaza khola to
uski ankho me ansu, chehre par hansi thi,
Saso me aahein, dil me bebasi thi,
Pagli ne pehle nahi bataya ki
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Darwaze me uski ungli fasi thi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aik saheb keraya per makan lekar aik naye muhalla main gaye. Chaar roz baad in kay darwaze per dastak hoyi wo saheb bahir niklay to aik aadmi assalam aliqum kah ker bola.
Naye parosi hone ki haisyat se aap se mil ker buhat khushi hasil hoi hai lakin sath hi aap ki khidmat main aik guzarish bhi hai.
Farmaiye kia kaam hai.
Kerayadar ne kaha.
Guzarish ye hai keh aap zara maddhim aawaz main kharrate lia karain ke mari nind kharab na ho sake.
Sikaiti parosi se mukammal tayaruf ke liye poocha gia.
App ki tareef.
Jabab dia gia.
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BNTA-Tere Ghr Se Hmesa Hsne Ki Awaz Ati
Hai,Khusi Ka Raaz Kya Hai?
Snta-Meri Biwi Muje Jute Marti Hai,Lag Jaye To Wo
Hasti Hai,Nhi Lge To M Hasta hu.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
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Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu ke uppar bijli ki taar gir gaii, wo tarap tarap kar marne hi wala tha ke us ko yaad aaya k 2 din se poore elaaqe mai bijli band hai
Pappu khushi se chilla kar bola
"PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
"K.E.S.C ZINDABAD"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A young woman wasn`t feeling well, and asked one her co-workers to recommend a physician.
"I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that."
The woman went to the doctor`s office and, trying to save a little money, cheerily announced. "I`m back!"
Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said, "Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki
Molvi:ene juti chuki edi tend kro
Sardar:aik pair le lo te foji cating kr deo
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki larki
Su shaadi kroge ya
Apne sy 20 saal bari say … ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend karta hy k
Kon khoobsurat hay !
Aap ki beti ya aap ki biwi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)