Santa Went To Battery Shop
Santa Went To Battery Shop N Asked To Change Battery.
The Shopkeeper Asked:
Exide Laga Du?
Santa: Dusri Side Tera Baap Lagayega Kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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