Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko
Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1306 views
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Pathan: How's that possible..do u hv sexwith male or female?.
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Sardar’s Theory
Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed
But Sun Gives Light
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Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho: .
Karachi main roads pe CCTV cameras install kiye gaye.. .
Aj subha k waqt Police Control Room ko phone aaya: .
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life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal CARTOON b nahi haste
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A Group Of Elephants Wer Siting On A Street
A Sexy Femal Elephant Pases By Them Then A Loafer Elephant Said.
Wow!
Wat A Figure!! 3600-2400-3600.
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Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain
Pathan: Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai
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