Santa: Agle janam mein
Santa: Agle janam mein tum kis roop mein paida hona chahogey?
Banta: cochroch bankar
Santa: Wo kyun?
Banta: Kyunki meri patni kewal cockroch se hi darti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views
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