pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

by Hader Maher (few years ago!) / 957 views

Haaye Kitna Bhola Bhala Bachha Hai

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.

Bachha: “Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do”

Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua

To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya

Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.

Bachha: “”Agar Bacha Chahiye To Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I have lots of jokes

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
"You are so beautiful"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane

Bush Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gabbar: Kitne admi they

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: Aur 2 se pehle?
Samba: 2 se pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?

Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?

Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)